MS JACKSON because I am Filthy Nasty!

Today is the day, round two J vs. J! Who will WIN?????
So I am a t the first class counter and guess who is here! Ms Janet because I am very nasty. Today she was better she was alive and talking and being normal. Well at least they arrive to drop off their bags at 7:00 am when we cut off bags at 6:45… they had to do a voluntary separation, sorry Janet. On top of that MR Duprie didn’t have and ID so I made him a selectee quad S baby! Sorry again my dude. So we get to TSA, and they just gave us a hard time, but Janet and I was laughing at Jermaine for leaving his ID at home. TSA called Washington asked him his current address, last address, his blood type, his social, hi height, who he is married too, how many kids, and etc. Damn we were there for at least 25 minutes, which in the end cause a seven minutes delay. And through all of that Janet was having a last, I am so glad to see her in a better mood than last time. I am also thrilled to escort her once again. Too bad Jo-Ann did get a chance to say HI!

THEY ARE BOTH SHORT. I AM TALLER THAN THEM. WOW!


There might be a round three to follow.

OPERATION EGYPT IS LOOKING ROUGH. PEOPLE HELP ME OUT! I WANT TO GO !

29th of December Fun Fun Fun at WORK!

Today I traded shifts whit Palmer. Thanks man I slept in late. I arrive to work to find Ms, Danielle a single young lady (who wants me ever so bad) was cleaning out the locker room. I have no idea what mission she was on, but she bagged everything up and placed them in another room. I must say the locker room is clean, but the other room is packed. LMAO! While all that was talking place I went up stairs to start checking in. Within the few hours I started to assist a guy with two kids and his wife (I am guessing). Their names were Amy, Sam, and I believe Mat. Last name you guess it LEVY. “HI MOM! What are you doing here?” I said and I got a strange look, so I showed her my ID. “OH, HI my son”! She replied. “I am checking in, heading back to Los Angeles”. “Well, I will take care of you”. I said. Her husband had to catch a flight on Jet (who). So I told him go ahead they are in good hands. They didn’t have any seats together so I got them some. During the mist of reuniting with her, she invited me to lunch. I asked my lead and it was ok to go. At first I didn’t but what the hell. We went to KFC; I got a three piece strip meal. My other two brothers did the same as well. While eating were started to discuss how I have a last name like Levy, and I am black. I told her it was your father, my grandfather. He met some young black lady in Jamaica and inter-mixed the Jew’s with the Blacks. “Nice”, Amy said. She went on about the four dogs they have back at home in LAX. And Sam and Mat is learning how to play chess, and they are only seven and six. They just came back from a skiing trip here in NYC, and I notice that Sam has a finger splint on. I asked him, “did you jam your finger skiing”. “NO, my dad rolled up the car window on it”. “Ok” I said. At least you didn’t hurt yourself skiing. We chat some more, about my family back in Florida. We talked about my siblings (Howie, Kevin, Fabian (r.i.p), Me, Amanda, Daniel, and Aujanaeˊ). “WOW” said Amy. “What is wrong with you parents, that’s a lot of children!” I told here you should know”. I replied. “One we are somewhat Jewish, and then to be Jamaican. You should expect at least 13 children average”. She agreed and then said, “you don’t have that many”. I told her “I will control the pet population, don’t worry”. My lunch break was now coming to an end so I walked here to the gate and said my good bye. My long lost mother take care and I hope to see you in the near future.

Now part two of this crazy afternoon.

There was a group checking in. After the entire group met up they began singing. We was wondering what is going on , and then we found out they are a Gospel group heading to VEGAS. A guest that I was checking in recorded them. Try and listen to them sing, they were actual good.

Thanks dude for the email

Last but not least, ladies and gents Janet vs Jo-ANN Tomorrow at JFK terminal 4

28th Dec 2008 I want to live stop GLOBAL WARMING!

Let’s back track for a moment. Today (as stated in the heading post) was 65 ̊, what is going on here? It is the 28th of December, 7 days after the first day of winter and we are having spring weather. Could this really be a form of global warming? Are we really going to kill our selves because we waste energy? I guess a few degrees warmer isn’t a good thing. People what are we to do? The poor trees are confused, they don’t know if they should bud or not. The birds are flying in circles, because they don’t know if they should migrate south. Things are looking a lot different lately. I am one who is really passionate on saving this planet. Please join me by recycling, throwing away you trash, and saving as much energy as possible. If Mother Nature could speak I know she will curse you all out. By the way Ms Nature, if that’s who you really are. Some of this is also your fault. You are confused as well, you need to get you global positioning right. Your mood swings are causing us humans not to care. Stop playing games with the weather!

Man where is Captain Planet when you need him!

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It's True learn the Iverson Croosover From DEAN.

After we pushed back the last flight for the morning, Runner Jamel and Cree went to the office for a break. Here the two gentlemen started to talk about basketball, and watch clips on youtube. After a few clips Allen Iverson became the topic as well as his fancy crossover. I then turned to them and stated that Dean use to play with him and help him improve his crossover skills. So i decide to dedicated this blog to my own cousin Dean Berry and MR. AI himself.

Today ladies and gentlemen, this blog is to inform those who don’t know that Dean Berry a superstar point guard helped Iverson with his legendary move the slick and wicked CROSSOVER. Not only is dean my cousin, but he is also the man responsible in teaching and developing the last Fabian basketball skills. Going to school in Virginia, where he attend Episcopal High School in which he was a rival to Allen Iverson. Dean developed skills to help him exceed at Georgetown. Playing in AAU tournaments against Iverson, Iverson realize that this young brother was one quick bad ass. Becoming a walk on guard for Georgetown in the mid 90’s Iverson would stay after practice and play one on one’s with Berry. Check out theses articles and link which further elaborate on the relationship between Iverson, Dean, and the Crossover. There is also a Slam magazine article, and BET clip where Iverson tells it all about how he learned this Michael Jordan ankle breaker move.

he did learn it from dean click here

and here

So where is my cousin now? At home with his beautiful wife and newborn. Dean is also good friends with his teammate Jameel Watkins who is playing across seas.

ALSO GET YOUR TICKETS FOR JO-ANN vs JANET JACKSON. PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!

WTF!

I was on youtube yesterday and ran into this, something name lil britney check it out.... This world is something ???? I can't even finish my thought.

my lip gloss




Promise



Bleeding Love



Britney Houston - I Got It From My Papa



Hold It Don't Drop It


Valerie



When I Grow Up




Gimme More

Gwen Verdon

Cree is he wipped, sprung, or just pathetic?

Today a young man by the name of Cree went all out to buy lunch for a young lady. He is so deep in love he can’t think straight. In a way that is so cute, but also makes him look soft. This young lady asks for French fries from MacDonald’s. She only asked for fries. Now if Cree could he would fly to France and get home made fries for her. Instead he went to MacDonald’s, Wok and Roll, and Sabarros. He went out to make sure she wasn’t hungry. Oh Cree what a gentlemen you are. We guys need to follow his path.

Round 2! She's Back Face Off!

today ms Jackson if you are nasty returned. I wonder if her and Jo-Ann will settle their differences.

What do you think?

vs

$200 Janet will bust a move $100 Jo-Ann might slap her

By the way she was wearing baggy clothing. I guess she is hiding her belly.

Right now step one of operation Egypt is in process. Danielle don't fail me now, step two will follow one day next week follow by step three. TK keep your fingers cross. Ladies and Gems can someone please get me a camera for a post Christmas gift. They are now reduced extra , come on help a young fly dude out.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!!!

Where to begin? Let’s start with Monday night 22nd December, after a long day at work I was ready to hit the bed. Before I can hit the bed I had to hop on the crazy pack B15 bus. Funny thing about the B15 that night was I got a seat. YEAH! So I did the butterfly. Any-who, I was sitting by myself, few people got on and look at me. I gave them the face, so they kept it moving. Then to my surprise who decides to sit by me. A homosexual, damn man please let me be by myself! I am not a homophobe, but there is just too many out there.

Well it’s not a problem they are out there; the problem is the ones who are extra. If you are a dude, still be one. I decided to put my head phones on and try to make the best of my bus ride home. As the wheels on the bus goes round and round, he keeps making his homosexual sounds, yes I can hear his extra ass through my headphones. I did all I can to ignore him to the point where I dosed off.

Every few stops I awoke to make sure I didn’t miss my stop, but guess what I did. The thing about New York though is you can miss a stop and still get home through another route. So I dosed off again, this time I realized that we wasn’t moving. I look up and notice a wheel chair guest is boarding the bus. I was contemplating about catching a different bus, but to tiered and didn’t want to ask the dude to move over so I can scoot out of my seat. I stayed, next thing I hear is OOOOHHHH! What the hell just happen? All I can hear is “she is going to sue”, “she is going to be fired”, “damn she is getting paid from MTA”. No one dear to say call the police, help her, or get an ambulance. To think that would be the right thing to do. The wheel chair lady fell over, as she was being loaded on the lift to get on the bus.

Her gallon of milk split open, milk all over the SIDEWALK! One thing about humans is they don’t know how to react to certain situations. Forgive me for this, but I was one of those humans that night. I was getting upset because my sleep was now interrupted. Also other guest on the bus was just taking pictures, no one tried to call 911, it’s a good thing a couple of police officers were outside already. This poor woman, but in a why it was some what her fault she was of size in statue, and I know the motorize wheelchair isn’t light. That could be a reason why she tipped over. I just hope she don’t sue and is going to recover. At this point everyone is now off the bus and I hopping on the next B15, yes the homo is now gone……

Now I get on the train to connect to another bus, half way home now. I now hop on the B82 the second bus which will drop me off 1 block away from my house. Again the bus is empty and I have row to myself YESS! That quickly turned. Some bag lady with 6 not 1 but 6 bags sits beside me. The seats in front of me are empty though. What the hell is wrong with people? I took a picture of this common senseless human. Now I have 6 more stops to go with a fat bag lady beside me DAMN! I just want to sleep.

bag lady

Finally it’s over I am off the bus and home at 1149pm, just to get up at 242am to head back to work.

UPDATES are on the WAY!

Blogging is fun, but also another job of its own. To my reader I have plenty of stories to write to you about. I know you are waiting to know what going on in my fun, crazy, and wired world. I am getting all the information together, and will post it. You will enjoy reading the few events that took place these past few days. I must say it was a bit tiring this week with the flight operations, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

First Day of Winter the 21st

Oh the weather outside is frightful, so cold even a cold caught a cold.. You get it? Anyway today we had one of the Kings of comedy onboard. MR. Hgely, he was on his way to LAX. I didn't get to say wazzzz up, because I was working the ramp today. I am so tired that I am blogging about this two days later, , to my readers I am sorry that this entry isn't as excited as it suppose to be. I also heard the Ms Diaz that fine little thing was on the second LAX flight, once again I was a runner on the ramp so I didn't get a change to see her. It was a cold hectic day and all I want to do was get the planes out of here. Due to the weather the jet bridge was leaking. Jo-Ann and I asked the cleaner to quickly mop the front of the aircraft (the door area. Home girl spaz out on us" NO I CANNOT TOUCH THE PLANE, NO NO NO, NO NOT THE PLANE" what the hell is wrong with her? People catch me later I am out. As I sit her reminiscing, I missed my show DOUG. That was the best cartoon show ever, as well as chip and dales, duck teals, last but not least tale spins. Oh what fun it was as a child....

this is the crazy cleaning lady

BIG GURLS!!!!

Y0u got to check out my ladies, killing the dance moves.

Now crank that

White extravaganza… 24˚ F

Day two of the white stuff everyone loves (not cocaine people)…I am talking about snow… It was amazing how these aircraft found there way out of the airport and off to the skies. Couple of late departures due to the fun mess outside, but all was good.

After getting about 40 minutes of sleep due to the late push back by swissport, I didn’t realize that I was not focus on helping out guest before anything getting the flight ready for departure. I need to learn how to read people. Trying to know how people feel by facial expression is hard, I rather you come out and tell me how you feel. There are times though when, I guess people can’t verbal express themselves. Apart of customer service I guess knowing you crowd and guess is a trait that one must have. I will have to bush up on my people expression skills. (Tara I will not let you down, I am working on it)

I have a hour to kill before I start my second shift. I still can’t get a passport, what is taking so long????

More tech stops on the way to the west…head winds are a killer….flight are reaching the east two hours early, but delayed head back…. WOW! At least everyone can and might be accommodated.

Kim & Ray thanks for taking the time out to read my blog. I will do my best to make it as interesting as possible.... Oh Double D I didn’t forget about you…

Number three is on the way…. Our third WIFI plane is going to be ???? name to follow

Tomorrow is the first day of winter... and four more days till Christmas!

Here are some songs, knock yourself out!

My feelings, Fun, Delays, Snow, I'm FINE!

I left for work at 1 o clock pm, and didn’t arrive until 4 30 p. what was suppose to be a hour ride by bus, or 15 minutes ride by a cab, end up to 3 and a half hour. The bus drive on the B15 decided to stop half way on his rout and end his shift due to “it is too much snow I am not driving any more”. CAN THEY DO THAT! WTF!. People told him off. That was on of the reason why I was late. I arrive to work a half a hour late, and to my surprise it was a mess out side on the run way. Plane ever where, some can’t move because of the snow other are just being held off due to traffic. Anyway I was told Orlando bloom was on board, once again I don’t who the hell he is. They said he was in Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Ring. I haven’t seen either. By the way I thought Johnny Depth was the start in Pirates of the Caribbean? Also some victory secret model with dimples was on board. Kim said she was giving her the eyes (get them Kim). Kim can get crazy girls. She needs to teach me.

Orlando Bloom...Yeah Him I don't know!?????

Kim I google here (not really I yahoo her) Ms. Kerr. I was on the PJ party flight with her last year on runway angel aircraft.. with Selita that was a fun flight

November 2007 PJ party on board...


click here for more pictures...

This is what caused me to be late….

deicing an aircraft

After boarding the flight to Los Angeles, my sister text me to confirm some information that was sent to her. I told her I don’t have further information for you. Afterward she tells me that I am rude, mean, and don’t care about her. Well that would be the last time I do anything for you. Not only did she tell me off, but she has my friend calling and asking m why don’t I take care of her. People if you want me to do a FAVOR (hints the word) I will try my best.

If you fail on your part, HELLO! You are the dumb one. Please don’t flip the coin and make me look bad. I have no problem now-a-day cutting people off. I look at life this way, as long as I am happy and not stress I am fine. I can always find new people to associate with; my personality is one of the best.

It hurt when it’s the ones you go above and beyond for, say stupid ish. Amanda that suck! Orlanzo what else can I say, I have spoken to you on this matter several times. The two of you are going to end up losing someone who cares deeply about you, over nonsense... I am really loosing patience…

It’s 2:30 am and I am still waiting for Swissport ours business partners so I can push back the last flight…Guy’s hurry up I work again at 5 Am.

Today featured song is by Mary J Blige


Damn getting a passport isn’t a one, two, three process…. EGYPT look like a no go…
HEY everyone I won Christmas passes on Asiana, I want to go to Korea

inside picture of asiana tap here

I am done blogging for the morning, I have work in a hour and a half...

PEACE! (no running, put me at the gate please!)

I confess I live in a bubble...

this morning was yet again a little crazed. the Christmas party for JFK station was last night. I wasn't going to go, but I was too hungry to pass up all you can eat for FIVE dollars. I arrived after meeting the last flight, people were already toasty and dancing. I have plenty of pictures to post stay tune.

Back to the blog. I checked in a guest who was late, as usual told them the proper cut off check in time and their next options. My co-work stop and said " I think know you from some where". Her travel companion said "you do the 40 year old virgin". Anyway I just continued checking her in, then I realized what they were talking about. she is an actress. I told her" I am sorry, I am bad when it comes to celebrities". Catherine said " that good, because you still treated me as a normal person and was very helpful".

She is very cool and down to earth. Even though she missed her flight, all she wanted to do was watch a game and throw back some drinks. Catherine

I thank you for your comment, and one day hope to go grab a beer with you. I am getting a little sleepy, but have to stay awake.

I am going to fly to Vegas tonight, just to fly back on the red eye. I know it sounds crazy, but I want to try out the WIFI on the plane. Yes everyone we now have two aircraft with WIFI access.... By summer of 2009 all planes should be ready to go WIFI....

moodlights,camera, action! (name of the second WIFI plane) picture to follow

Well my trip to Vegas tonight is cancel... due to what? SNOW! what the hell! It snow's in the desert. Vegas is cover in 4inchs of snow..

Only 4 inches! (lol)

Yeah 4 inches and low visibility, so my flight is now cancelled

the golden girls in Vegas during the rear snow storm

It's Snowing! YEA!

It started to snow tonight, and I am please to say I had the opportunity to escort Jason Statham....

I really didn’t know who he was. He approached the counter with his buddy and his escort. The escort said this is Jason; I replied “Can I have his ID please”. After checking him in and walking him to the Virgin Atlantic lounge, the escort asked me if I know who that was.

I said “NO”. He replied “he was in cranked, Italian job, transporter.” I thought that transporter was Bruce Willis. Little did I know, I guess I live inside of a bubble?

Who cares I am still amazing, you are all the losers for keeping up with other people life and not your own. Ha Ha!

Really though should I know who these people are?

Do I really need to keep track of their success?

What am I really suppose to do?

I do watch movie, games, and television series. I just don’t think I need to retain the actors, and actresses’ real names and personal life status.

Well I am off to meet the last flight of the night and hit the bed. Hey it’s snowing people! BYE!

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Who Throws a Shoe? Honestly! BUSH new shoe line AIR IRAQ!

Who Throws a Shoe? Honestly!

next time try a tomato, or a rubber chicken.

I am not sure if you all heard. The president was almost taken out by a flying shoe!

When you think about it, he is really and brave man.

he has been through a lot for this country.

From almost dying by a pretzel,

reading a book upside down in front of children,

and now the flying shoe.

I am pretty sure there are more death defying events that has taken place in his life.

If you can think of some more leave a comment.

Here is the report on the flying shoes. ( note bush dunked for the first one, but was almost taken down by the second shoe). It's a good thing he remember that shoes come in pairs.

http://www.mahalo.com/President_Bush_Iraq_Shoes

check out these fun facts.

Size 10 shoes ( you know what they say about guys with big feet)

"when they throw their shoe it might hurt if it hits you"

Bush ducked to avoid the first shoe, but the second shoe almost hit him
Happened during a press conference with Iraqi President Nouri al-Maliki in Maliki's office
Nouri al-Maliki attempted to shield Bush from the shoes
Shoe was thrown by Muntazer al-Zaidi, a journalist based out of Cairo, Egypt
Al-Zaidi worked for the Al-Baghdadia channel
Al-Zaidi was forcibly removed from the office after the incident
Happened during Bush's fourth trip to Iraq
Bush was discussing Iraq security pact

look at the effort to stop the shoe!

and to think he missed twice, too bad!

When I think about it, that trip to EGYPT might be a wrong idea (lol) since I am an American.

EGYPT!!!

well well well. TK has done it again, he just asked if I want to go to Egypt...

HELL YEAH!

I need to get my passport and book a flight...

we just got word we have an agreement with

Lufthansa...

so Cairo here I come..

but first I must snow-board with Lora and Tarzan.

my new years is looking good and ending the year is even better....

here is the plan for now

30 DEC-2 Jan in San Diego 3 Jan 09 -8 Jan in EGYPT!!!!

what do you all think.... go yea or nay? comment peace!

i love VIRGIN AMERICA!! whoo HOO!

F.R.I.E.N.D

dictionary.com defines the word friend as :

A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. the history of the word

Word History: A friend is a lover, literally. The relationship between Latin amīcus "friend" and amō "I love" is clear, as is the relationship between Greek philos "friend" and phileō "I love." In English, though, we have to go back a millennium before we see the verb related to friend. At that time, frēond, the Old English word for "friend," was simply the present participle of the verb frēon, "to love." The Germanic root behind this verb is *frī-, which meant "to like, love, be friendly to." Closely linked to these concepts is that of "peace," and in fact Germanic made a noun from this root, *frithu-, meaning exactly that. Ultimately descended from this noun are the personal names Frederick, "peaceful ruler," and Siegfried, "victory peace." The root also shows up in the name of the Germanic deity Frigg, the goddess of love, who lives on today in the word Friday, "day of Frigg," from an ancient translation of Latin Veneris diēs, "day of Venus."

My thoughts of a friend

-someone not related to you or your family

-someone who you can rely on
-someone you love as a member of your family
-someone you disagree with and can still continue with normal day activities

-someone you can have an outstanding, boring, and hard times with

-basically an all around person or persons that is affiliate with your life

-someone who isn't self-fish in any way, shape, or form

leave a comment i want to know as many interpretations of the word "friend"

Well with that said last night one of my "friends" text me "what's up boi...you still trippin homie?" not a problem they asked me a question.

I then call and simply asked "what are you talking about" to my surprise they blow up on me and hang up the phone. at this point I look at my phone amazed, they look at myself self.

So I call back, they screen my call. fine no biggie. then a text was sent after "the other day u were upset just seein if you good. take it easy." now going back to one of my descriptions of a friend (line 4) I totally forgot about that night. I said what I had to say and moved on, no need to hold a grudge ( I don't see the point in holding grudges).

My problem though FRIEND! is why would you hang up and act like an ass because I asked a question. I call them back and told them what was on my mind, the voice mail wasn't pleasant I should say. moving forward, don't be a dick because I asked a question, if you feel my question came out wrong you should ask me another question.

Hanging up on someone to me is very disrespectful. DON'T  BE DISRESPECTFUL  TO ME FOR NO APPARENT REASON! that can and will destroy a friendship.

After going home and sleeping it off, I awoke to go to my lovely job. I really do like it even though at time I may seen pissed off. I was the runner yet again (what's new) hey! I do what I have to, to get the job done. I was bummed though by sever mistake that happen. I met another one of our frequent flyer, who I have taken care of before Michael Brown ( you may know him from barber shop as Ricky). Pretty cool dude.

well as I sit here looking forward to rest of my day, I am going to move on with myself and not worry about the stupidity that are created by friend.

To everyone who reads my blog that are in San Francisco have fun at the holiday party!

Go Virgin America! hey check this out we are going to the BEAN! starting the 12 of February 2009  fly virgin link onto this 

another revolution is coming to Boston!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

my dude

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