back in NYC.....and working.

i used to be scared of the Ohh! now i throw lips to the ish, handel it like a real ohh! came of the plane this morning. i tried to snap a shot but it came out blurry..

take a look see..

Afterwards I had my interview for the concierge position. I don’t think I did well because I totally forgot about it. Please cross your finger though. After doing some more running around I end up working the gates. We had a delay for the last lax flight, and to our surprise Latasha (shar) Jackson was on board. He was kind of zany (she was carrying a red money) what was that about. I guess it was a support pet lol. We played some games and gave away free drink vouchers to use on board.

Well today wasn’t a very interesting day, I am on my way home to sleep and once again relieve myself I have been holding it all day.

Peace besh!

#2 sin city las VEGAS!!! bouns # 3 san diego

after a weekend in Seattle, i went to Vegas to meet up with TK!. TK! that's my dude man!, the coolest person anyone will ever know. (look at him, don't he look like he knows how to party)

while in Seattle airport, i was wondering around looking for a place to use the bathroom before i board my flight. I couldn't find one. every restroom i went into someone was in there, so i end up holding it until i reached San Francisco (since i had a two hour lay over).

When i arrived in SFO i couldn't wait to use the restroom. once again every bathroom i went into some ass was in there as well. finally i found one (peace and quite, for the most part). The sounds that I was making, i might as well be charged for murder.

after my moment of relaxation, i jump on my flight to Vegas. i crashed at the imperial palace. my journey there was crazy. i was drop off by the mgm grand with a friend and then tried to catch a cab. those asshole would not stop, so i end up walking to imperial palace. when i arrived i found out that you have to go to a taxi stand to catch a cab. HEY I AM FROM NYC, didn't know that.

there was 10 of us in one room, it was crazy ass hell.

we all sat around tk's notebook and watched the fight. ( not to mention it was staged) BULL $^*T! de la hoya lost, that fight was a set up! good thing i was only around people i knew when i said that or else i would of been jumped.

so we got ready to party

club prive' at planet Hollywood was on the menu for the after the fight party. the whole entire western hemisphere was there. (look at the line to get in)

here's some picture i stole from tk's blog http://www.tkofthewildboyz.com/ (thanks love)

three drinks 47$ crazy.....

the club scene started off slow for me, i was a bit upset and you know why. (you know who you are) after about 2 and a 1/2 hours i said what the hell and cheered up. i hit the dance floor after several non alcoholic drinks as well as several of my others friends.

tony became a hype man during the night (flava flav!)=(tk k k!)
WFT tfw X 1 ?

the night was coming to an end, i went and got a turkey burger and then head back to the room. after that night we went to grab a bite to eat. i missed my flight to nyc, so i ended up driving back to San Diego.... ( literately i drove home)

leavingbreakfast / lunch = brunch

the drive to diego

when we arrive at tk's house there was a drive by. two girls drove back and forth playing single ladies, so we did the dance.

next stop nyc...

#1 of two city tour (seattle)

the 3rd of December i hoped on my connecting flight to the emerald city here is a clip of the smooth take off, and landing. (coming soon)

once I arrived I met up with diony a.k.a dj chinkyeye. He killed the ones' and twos' at see sound lounge http://www.seesoundlounge.com/. the following night was just a chill night we went and got something to eat at a Vietnamese restaurant.

My last night on the 5th of December chinkyeye went out again to blow up house on the tables, which he did at lounge Ibiza. even though he was under the weather with a swollen throat. I meet this Caucasian chick by the name of Carrie, she was cool (high Carrie! thanks for the dance) we chopped it up for a minute. She got my lil peck excited lol. for a drunk Caucasian she can dub, not only to mention I had about 7 glasses of drinks, 3 complementary shoot and was taken care of for only 23 dollars, the bar tenders were great!. Thanks a mil…. …. picture of club Ibiza..



after about three hours co worker from Seattle station Gary-wade was around the corner at another spot…. So I head over a chilled for about 45 minutes. … in Seattle they have a 5 dollar hot dog with guess what………………………………………………………………………………………………. cream cheese
(this is what you would eat after the bars, club, and lounge close at 2am). I was scared to try it but it’s off the hook (not because I was drunk and out of this world)

picture of a Christmas tree in sea-tac airport...

off to sin city viva las Vegas to watch the fight...

A hell of a morning!!

I arrive to work late, due to a faulty car start. I end up taking a 30 dollar cab ride. Yikes! Well, I arrive to work finally, but to my surprise I was approached by a guest with a problem. Sorry to hear, but her father was on his death bed. I am trying to assist her, but all she could say is "he's dying, he's dying". I did all I could to the point where I had to just call my supervisor. After wards, I was approach by another guest who was just out of this world.

1. his passport was expired

2. his identification card was mutilated

3. his driving license was also mutilated

4. he wants to go standby for a sold out flight tonight

5. he already confirmed on the morning flight

6. then we get into the history of my name, and how come I don't know the famous poet tristan tzara. www.famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/tristan_tzara

7. then he wants to know why I can't disclose the stand-by list to him

the questions were endless, I kept repeating myself, and he would not stop.


8. then he finally asks me where he can get some decent food. that's where the conversation turned for the better. got to love food!


last but not least, he said he will return in a few hours to check on his flight tonight. well tom, you know who you are I will not be here. I am catching a flight across the country.


a little tip for all you future travelers

please have your driver license

passport

or government issue identification card ready

only approach the counter when call upon


thank you and come again!


It will help out the agent allot. Just don’t step up and tell them your name.

I arrive in San Francisco after a 5 hour plus flight. The flight was a mess; there was this little girl that just kept screaming. Her parents were useless. Then after the flight landed they want to tell her to be quite. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE FREAKING KIDS IF YOU CAN’T CONTROL THEM?????????

This gentleman that sat beside me would not turn of his reading light. Who reads for 5 plus hours? Then he had about three cups of coffee, which made his breath smell like death. To top it off he was breathing with his mouth open. DAMN!

The afternoon took a turn for the better.

I went to the virgin Atlantic lounge, to shower, defecate, and relax. As my late co worker can (Alex) would say, “It was classy”.
I had a turkey club, without beacon and tomato, with two glasses of

Chambord and sprite,

and one long island ice tea.

Take a look at the plate, I love it. The shower area is also off the hook.

Well I am out to catch my Seattle flight…adios!

Tonight beyonce and Brittany spears will light the Rockefeller tree...

YOU can freaking work!

I am getting so sick of lazy ass people. If they're not lazy they're just plane incompetent. I am at ticket counter work checking in guest, and my co worker are just sending more and more guest over to me as if they can't assist with checking in. That's what gets me upset, if you don't want to work LEAVE!!!! Then I have those who wants me to do them a favor, a favor that other co workers who isn't busy can do. I tell them no because I am busy and they get upset, go ____ yourself OK!

My afternoon is looking terrible at this point.

I went to check my facebook account and Anthony an in-flight of our, just commented me and told me MR cool J flew out on us last night the 1st of December. YEAH RIGHT!
but look at this .

Anthony you can have him...I want MS, KEYS!

as my night started to unravel, Orlando Jones stopped by to fly with us.

he got me with a fake badge, I really thought he worked for a sheriff department.

by the way wish me luck on my interview to become JFK concierge team member.

I am heading out to Seattle tomorrow for 3 days, to do what ever i can get my self into.
I will take some pictures, if I can get a hold of a camera.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAMERA I CAN BORROW????

More crazy new yorkers!

NEW YORK (AP) - A man wearing a parachute has been arrested after being pulled off the outside edge of the Empire State Building by New York City police who had been tipped off to the stunt.
A police spokesman says J. Ray Corliss IV, of Malibu, Calif., was arrested shortly before 5 p.m. Thursday. He had dangled from outside a security railing on the 86th-floor observation deck of the Empire State Building.
Police say the 30-year-old man got into the building wearing a wig and a professional "fat suit," worth thousands of dollars. The parachute was hidden underneath.
An officer and private security officers who were tipped that a jump might occur grabbed Corliss.
Corliss, a Discovery Channel host who says he's tried similar stunts before, is charged with a number of offenses including assault and reckless endangerment.
(Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

New Yorkers. (this is truly an upset)

This is some crazy mess. Do you agree?

The man, who was a passenger on the bus, was taken into custody in the East New York section of Brooklyn overnight.
Detectives were led to him by a tip, after a combined reward of $24,000 was posted for information leading to his arrest.
He is being questioned by detectives. No charges were immediately filed.

A bus rider turned on the driver who denied him a free transfer Monday, stabbing him to death as passengers looked on in the first killing of an on-duty city bus driver in more than a quarter-century.
Edwin Thomas, 46, was driving the B-46 bus in Brooklyn when the attacker got on shortly after noon on Monday, police said. The man swiped an invalid fare card and sat down on the bus before asking for a transfer slip usually available to riders.
When Thomas told the man he didn't pay for the ride and couldn't get a transfer, the man punched the driver in the head and fatally stabbed him in the torso in front of other passengers, police said.
Thomas was rushed to a hospital where he was pronounced dead, and the attacker fled on foot. Police are offering a $12,000 reward for any information on the culprit.
Passenger Benjamin Stacking told television reporters that he heard the commotion

WTF weekend PT 2 (water water every where but not a drop to drink!)

this morning I awoke yet aging to start work...I love my job ( go virgin!)
and to my surprise ms jo-ann cursed me out, b/c she figure i said something but i didn't (WTF).

moving on though it was cloudy outside, and a bit chilly...

it started to snow, then rain, then snow and rain....then hail (all very lightly)
mother nature needs to make up her mind...( i figure it's that time of the month with her, same for jo-ann)

One LAX flight took a 30 minute delay, due to Casey an inflight team member, who was travelling to LAX (lol). the delay was cause by 3 not 1, but 3 water trucks breaking down so the aircraft didn't have water (the inside at least).


But to make it up to the guest That big white iron bird (San Fransisco pride) has wifi on board.....

www.virginamerica.com

We at virgin knows how to fly with style mannn!

thanks to GOGO

http://www.gogoinflight.com/

WFT! saturday

DO ANY ONE HAVE A CAMERA I CAN USE?

WTF saturday !
this morning was very uneasy, I arrived at work on time ( that was a breeze).
As I being my duties, I was ticked off by an in-flight team member because she would not board due to the television being down…..Man please!!! We are boarding! Then the freaking fueler started with me as well. Everyone woke up on the wrong side of the 69 today. And as if that wasn't enough the second in-flight from the next flight gave us some attitude as well, I was ready to go crazy.

Then to MAKE FREAKING MATTERs WORSE, I MISS MY FREAKING BABY……

ALICIA KEYS WALKS RIGHT BY AND I DIDN’T NOTICE!!!!!

F*#K!!!, its all good now thought…. I have the rest of this lousy day to look forward to, I get off at 1230am...yikes!

Damn I need to defecate as well !!!!!

NOW to piss me off even more...people don't want to live in NYC, so then go ____ yourself !!!!

Least Favorite? New York, New York
Interestingly, New York, which seems to evoke strong feelings in people, also topped the list of America's least favorite places to live and work. Survey-takers who like the Big Apple gave it high marks for entertainment options, professional and personal opportunities, and ease of transportation. Workers who don't like it overwhelmingly point to the high cost of living.
Detroit, which has seen its image only worsen with the collapsing auto industry, was the second-least appealing city, followed by Los Angeles (also No. 5 on the best cities list) and New Orleans.
"People have a love-hate relationship with New York," said Allan Schweyer, the industry group's executive director. "There are still people who think New York isn't part of the United States....There are people who might think that even if they were offered their dream job in New York, they don't want to go from a 3,000-square-foot house in the suburbs to a 1,200-square-foot apartment."

CHECK THIS OUT!
i read about this last week and also so it on discovery channel or TLC i believe:

Can you guess what this Secret Sound is? Up to $10,000 if you can! CLICK HERE
46 Year Pregnancy
Zahra Aboutalib and her Sleeping Baby
Channel Five - Extraordinary People
in 1955 in a small village just outside Casablanca, 26 year old Zahra Aboutalib is pregnant with her first child. She was looking forward to giving birth, but after 48 hours of painful labour, she was rushed to the local hospital. Doctors informed her that she would need a caesarean section. On the ward Zahra saw a woman in terrible pain die in child-birth. She fled the hospital fearing she would meet the same fate if she remained.
In the days that followed, Zahra continued to suffer excruciating labour pains but the baby remained resolutely in her womb. After a few more days the pains ceased and the baby stopped moving.
In Moroccan culture, it is believed that a baby can sleep inside the mother to protect her honour. Zahra believed this myth and put the pregnancy out of her mind. She adopted three children and in due course they made her a grandmother.
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Many years later when Zahra was 75 years old, the pains suddenly returned. Her son being concerned for his mother's well-being wanted her to see a specialist. For this they had to travel to Rabat where they saw Professor Taibi Ouazzani. He suspected the protruding belly was being caused by an ovarian tumour and arranged for her to have an ultra-sound scan. This revealed a large mass that he could not identify.
He referred Zahra to a specialist radiographer for a second opinion. He could see it was a calcified structure of some sort, but it took a detailed MRI scan to reveal that it was the baby Zahra had conceived 46 years earlier.
Zahra had an ectopic pregnancy where the egg had implanted in the fallopian tube. The foetus that developed, burst out of the fallopian tube and continued to develop in the abdominal cavity. It survived by attaching it's placenta to vital organs around her stomach.
Professor Ouazzania was faced with a difficult decision when deciding if it would be safe to try and remove the foetus. The foetus weighed 7lb and measured 42cm in length.

Stone Baby
When they operated they discovered that the foetus had calcified and was a hard, solid lump. It was, essentially, a stone-baby. More concerning was the fact that it had fused with her abdominal wall and vital organs.
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After nearly 4 hours the surgeons manage to remove the calcified foetus from Zahra and the operation is hailed a success.

Dissected foetus showing internal organs
In an ectopic pregnancy, if the dead foetus is too large to be re-absorbed by the mother's body it becomes a foreign body to the mother's immune system. To protect itself from possible infection the mother's body will encase the foetus in a calciferous substance as the tissues die and dehydrate.
As the calciferous wall builds up, the foetus is gradually mummified becoming a lithopedion or stone baby.
CREDITS: All of the above information came from the UK Channel 5 "Extraordinary People" documentary series
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Black Friday ( Jo-Ann a BITCH! NAW, no way)

well the night is aobout to end, I am just waitng for the last two virgin flight's to arrive...

and as I wait jainee my co worker would not stop harassing me until i change her title to "best friend at work"

so a good night to my best friend at work


Here is some more fact for you facts lover, the world oldest lady died today

here is an article about her life
SHELBYVILLE, Ind. – Edna Parker, who became the world's oldest person more than a year ago, has died at age 115.
UCLA gerontologist Dr. Stephen Coles said Parker's great-nephew notified him that Parker died Wednesday at a nursing home in Shelbyville. She was 115 years, 220 days old, said Robert Young, a senior consultant for gerontology for Guinness World Records.
Parker was born April 20, 1893, in central Indiana's Morgan County and had been recognized by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest person since the 2007 death in Japan of Yone Minagawa, who was four months her senior.
Coles maintains a list of the world's oldest people and said Parker was the 14th oldest validated supercentenarian in history. Maria de Jesus of Portugal, who was born Sept. 10, 1893, is now the world's oldest living person, according to the Gerontology Research Group.
Parker had been a widow since her husband, Earl Parker, died in 1939 of a heart attack. She lived alone in their farmhouse until age 100, when she moved into a son's home and later to the Shelbyville nursing home.
Although she never drank alcohol or tried tobacco and led an active life, Parker didn't offer tips for living a long life. Her only advice to those who gathered to celebrate when she became the oldest person was "more education."
Parker outlived her two sons, Clifford and Earl Jr. She also had five grandchildren, 13 great-grandchildren and 13 great-great-grandchildren.
Don Parker, 60, said his grandmother had a small frame and a mild temperament. She walked a lot and kept busy even after moving into the nursing home, he said.
"She kept active," he said Thursday. "We used to go up there, and she would be pushing other patients in their wheelchairs."
Gov. Mitch Daniels celebrated with Parker on her 114th birthday.
"It was a delight to know Edna, who must have been a remarkable lady at any age," Daniels said.
Parker taught in a two-room school in Shelby County for several years after graduating from Franklin College in 1911. She wed her childhood sweetheart and neighbor in 1913.
But as was the tradition of that era, her teaching career ended with her marriage. Parker traded the schoolhouse for life as a farmer's wife, preparing meals for as many as a dozen men who worked on her husband's farm.
Parker noted with pride last year that she and her husband were one of the first owners of an automobile in their rural area.
Coincidentally, Parker lived in the same nursing home as 7-foot-7 Sandy Allen, whom Guinness recognized as the world's tallest woman until her death in August.



Well today I was told that three people die in walmart for a television....the cause of death is unknown

here is a report from CNN so-far

The annual rush took a tragic turn at the Wal-Mart in Valley Stream, N.Y.
Nassau County police confirmed the death of a 34-year-old store employee early Friday. The cause of death has not been determined. The police said three people suffered minor injuries and a pregnant woman was taken to a local hospital for observation.
-- CNN's Christina Cinnici contributed to this story.
First Published: November 28, 2008: 10:09 AM ET

"He was bum-rushed by 200 people," Jimmy Overby, the man's 43-year-old co-worker, told the New York Daily News.


"They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too ... I literally had to fight people off my back."

A 28-year-old pregnant woman was also taken in for observation and three other shoppers suffered minor injuries during the incident, police said. The pregnant woman and the unborn baby were reported to be OK, said Sgt. Anthony Repalone, a Nassau County police spokesman.


Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in Bentonville, Ark., closed the store in Valley Stream for several hours after the stampede. It reopened shortly after 1 p.m.

also Ms jackson

if your nasty flew out to lax, she caused a three minute delay because she didn't want to be seen by other guest who was on board the flight,

she also call jo-ann the GST a bitch b/c jo-ann look at her while she board the flight ( ha ha ha)..... go figure. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU A POP STAR AND A DIVA ( USING THIS WORD LOOSELY) AND DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC..................................................

I AM AWAITING AN ANSWER.

ECA ( east coast attitude )

We are hard headed NYC BABY!!!!


Knicks suspend Stephon Marbury

NEW YORK, Nov. 28 (UPI) -- The New York Knicks have suspended guard Stephon Marbury">Stephon Marbury for one game, ESPN reported Friday.
The suspension comes after he was told by Coach D'Antoni">Mike D'Antoni to enter Wednesday's game against the Detroit Pistons and refused, his second refusal this week.
The report added Marbury has been told to stay away from the team at least until Monday, when his status will be re-addressed/ The 12-year veteran will not be paid when he misses Saturday's contest against Golden State at Madison Square Garden.
Also, he will not be welcome in the home locker room, ESPN said.
Wednesday's incident appears to be a case of insubordination, a claim Marbury denied in an earlier interview with the New York Post. "I never told (D'Antoni) I'm not going to play," Marbury told the newspaper. "Those words never came out of my mouth."

Happy Thanks giving!

Well today I went off to work, time and a half BABY!

VIRGIN AMERICA




despite the OJI (on job injury) I receive from helping a guest

but I am OK....

It was a simple day...
looking forward to the dish that other co-workers are going to bring in for me...I am a fat smut


thanks to tom our station manager we had thanks giving meals here....Virgin rocks!



after the flights departed, on my down time I created my blog....

inspired by tony(TK) check out his blog.... http://tkofthewildboyz.com/
tristan (me)- tk (tony) and jo-ann


while bloggin', my other teammates was watching VH1, and they were showing clips of black friday...the only thing that's black and cheep and everyone enjoys..(lol)



here are some outrageous clips. from last years black friday



Watch out people!

weekend of 13th november 2008

Well let’s, start off with the weekend of the 13th of November 2008.
I went home to fort Lauderdale with some co workers
Jainee, best friend and co worker Jo-Ann,














and best friend Orlanzo Douglas (my bitch)

It was just a mellow weekend, it ended up that way।

the night of the 14th the girls arrived. At the last minute we decided to go out to dave and buster with my

sister (Amanda),

cousin (nickashae),

and joel a.k.a hoel

they had a bit of a attitude (jo-ann, & jainee) but quickly got over it with a few adios mother fuckers,

Adios Motherfucker recipe
1/2 oz vodka1/2 oz rum1/2 oz 1800® Tequila1/2 oz gin1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur2 oz sweet and sour mix2 oz 7-Up® soda


that’s a Cali drink for those who don’t know and it gets the job done.

the following day we went to the beach। I had my shirt on due to my man boobs,
my little hoe mr. O took his off, of course show off and jainee, jo-ann, Amanda, and my other sister aujanae had on their two piece (sexy mamas)

we played some volley ball, jainee and jo-ann SUCKED!! (not the mvp's).
I was serving nothing but aces.
amanda, lord help her soul, she is worth less than garbage and to think she was on a team in high school…. Oh sorry she was the manager…..
pictures to follow ……..

that night afi

came over for dinner
I can cook, we had fish, chicken , ribs, and mac & cheese.
Just a lil something with beer and Captain Morgan on the side..

After that night we headed back to NYC to continue our normal lives…

That tuesday Jainee Tuesday Jainee got tonsillitis

take a look-see

Tonsillitis is when the tonsils — fleshy pads on each side of the back of the throat — become infected with a virus or bacteria. A common childhood ailment, tonsillitis causes the tonsils to become swollen and painful.
Most cases of tonsillitis are caused by a virus and are treated at home with over-the-counter sore throat remedies. Less often, tonsillitis is caused by a bacterial infection and antibiotics are needed. At one time, removing the tonsils (tonsillectomy) was a common treatment for recurrent tonsillitis. Today, surgery is only recommended if tonsillitis doesn't get better with other treatment.